Jim’s Daily Rant. The Unknown Comic Syndrome.

IMPORTANT NOTICE

TO ALL MEDICAL PRACTITIONERS

& Office Workers!

Re: Unknown Comic Syndrome (UCS)

In an exclusive report The Washington Post blew the whistle on the American Medical Association and its highly classified report on the carcinogenic effects of procrastination on the unsuspecting American public. The study began approximately eighteen months ago when the Unknown Comic was admitted to the Bethesda Naval Hospital with a hideous case of phon-scrotumitis, a rare form of earlobe cancer. Hence, the Unknown Comic Syndrome (UCS).

The study revealed that many forms of cancer can be attributed to procrastination and the stress it produces on the human body, but none as debilitating as those moldy left over brown bag lunches left in the refrigerator for weeks.

Therefore, in the interest of better health, take it home or you can take advantage of the easy-to-use carry out service which will discard everything in the refrigerator every Friday night.  Save yourself!

at moment Medical Advisor