Jim’s Daily Rant. Two Serious Riddles For Ya.

You and the Mrs. are going to a cocktail party and are in the elevator. It jams. You two had a fight yesterday. She has been bragging about spending $500 of your paycheck for her new high heels. You had been out drinking before picking her up. Suddenly both shoes catch on fire.

Question: Do you whip it out, knowing there is strange lipstick on it, and piss on her new shoes?_________________________________________________

The Banksters are all insolvent and have been making a fortune slamming down the price of gold.

Do the Central Banks decree that all banks must invest heavily in gold immediately, a few days before the gold price goes sky high?

See: Gold soars above $2400/oz, as bullion trade groups ponder whether to reclassify the precious metal as a High-Quality Liquid Asset.