Jim’s Daily Rant. Two Democrat Congressmen Had An Audience With The New Pope Yesterday.

I am not sure of the high ranking Congressmen's names. I only know one was from the South who I will refer to as “Bubba” for now as he was the one I was told possibly created the confusion.

The two were in a large room with about 60 others dignitaries waiting when they were told it might be another half hour before His Holiness would arrive.

Bubba complained about how hungry he was from the hours long journey. He had a boxed chicken lunch with him and a large drink. He told his fellow Congressman we was going to eat real quick, so he sat in a chair and wolfed it down.

His companion said it was embarrassing to him and pointed out the chicken bone on the floor and the drink cup with it. He said he would stand off to his Left a distance so no one would suspect they were together.

As soon as he moved the Pope entered 20 minutes early. He walked straight up to Bubba and blessed him with the sign of the Cross and abruptly walked without blessing or speaking to any of the other guests.

The second Democrat Congressman rushed up to Bubba and demanded to know what the Pope said to him before blessing him and asked why he spoke only to him? Bubba replied that he did not get blessed and said all the Pope said when he pointed to the me and then to the floor was “You pick up this shit, get that other asshole with you and get the Hell out of here!”