St. Peter said to the husband #1 “No way. You will never get into heaven. When you were on earth all you ever thought about was alcohol. You had it so bad you married a girl named Brandy.” The husband turned and headed to hell.
St. Peter said to the husband #2 “No way. You will never get into heaven. When you were on earth all you ever thought about was money.. You had it so bad you married a girl named Penny.” The husband turned and headed to hell.
The next couple was still in line when the husband said “Come on Fanny, we’re just wasting our time here.” His wife said “ Yeah, I think you are right Dick.”
Neil Diamond says it best:
"Except for the name and a few other changes, the story is the same."
The next couple is Fani and Wade. . .
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