I always loved canoeing down the local streams here in Florida. It was always a challenge and I loved that challenge until it was no longer a challenge.
Here’s what I mean. God don’t draw straight lines, you see. Nor was he ever able to create a straight stream – they twist and turn all over the place. And that’s where the challenge was. As you approached a turn, the water speeds up and wants to pull your boat into a whirlpool in the back of the bend.
That in itself was not so bad because all you had to do was paddle real hard to get your boat angled right to shoot out of the continuous circle you were in. That was a little difficult but in it itself was no biggie.
The real biggies was your partner who was highly sensitive to snakes, spiders and anything else in the bushes and trees overhanging that whirlpool that continues to dig into new land. She would lean this way then that way, lean way back in the front of the boat and showing off her cleavage. This she was able to do while shouting orders from the helm. Yes sirree, a real Captain – Captain Commotion.
But then I stopped getting the cleavage shots when I finally learned the trick to Floatin Down Da River.
Just look ahead. When you see a big wide loop with overhanging trees, that’s another bend in the stream. All you have to do is angle your boat at the same angle the stream leaves that bend. Then just drift until you are lined up for the outlet. Give two hard paddle pulls and you can go quietly back to sleep. That's when you become an “Olde Timer” at it. Now you are qualified to pull up near a newby and shout “My god, look at the size of that spider on the side of your canoe!” The live contents will both look over the side of the boat, realize they are about to flip over, then both will instinctively lean violently to the other side and swamp their boat. Man I loved that sport. But you actually helped them They graduated from “Newby’ to “learner”.
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Every podcastor out there is either shutting down or saying “Brace yourself as we are in it now.”
I know I am posting less and less here now. I now only read half and watch half. I already know where they are going, as we all do.
I am spending most of my time working for the Florida and Federal Republics being Re-Inhabited. I feel I am wearing so many hats I don’t know what position I am in. Speaking of hats I can tell you for certain several things.
1) The Military is backing these Republics. After the Corporate Governments collapse (bankrupt Federal, state, County etc.) the Military will step in, and declare Martial Law to calm things.
Shortly after that, the 50 State Republics will Stand Up (legal term for leaving the sea and standing on the ground). In the fraud the Corporate Government committed on us, after the Civil War they took us as Sovereign persons on the land, to sea (under Maritime Law) where we are now (indentured slaves to their system) Currently we are no longer Sovereigns of the land as we once were.
Thus, when we Stand Up, it will be on the land with all of us suddenly being Sovereigns, on the land and under Common law. Free.
2) We all need to sign up to be on a private, lawful county Assembly as soon as possible. Each county must bring up a lawful assembly to vote to have the State Republic Petition the Federal Restored Republic to accept our state as a member of the United States.
Go here to join. The Republic For The United States.
3) Get your head right, extra food and point your boat towards the bend outlet. This will tell others you are not a Newby and they cannot scare you.
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