• Jim Costa

Jim’s Rant For The Day. CSI Ramirez.

Jim’s Rant For The Day. CSI Ramirez.

Deborah Ramirez is the woman who said that she remembered a party from 35 years ago in which "a penis being in front of my face," and that despite being inebriated, someone encouraging her to "kiss it." Despite acknowledging "significant gaps in her memories of the evening" due to being incredibly drunk, Ramirez then recalls someone yelling down a hallway "Brett Kavanaugh just put his penis in Debbie's face!"

I for one think its time that we forgo all other societal activity and for the sake of humanity once and for all determine if Kavanaugh actually did this. I am suggesting we somewhat duplicate a scene out of the movie Porkys.

First we need to have a police sketch artist sketch the offending member from a description given by Ramirez. Then have a CSI team separately take a current photo of Kavavaugh’s “Little Brett” and have computer graphic artists remove its wrinkles and notches and take it back in time 35 years. Then let’s all compare the photos and decide for ourselves.

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