Jim’s Rant For The Day. Trump’s Ultimate Big Plan.

I am about to share with you something I have not spoken of since High School. I started dating a fantastic wonderful girl, as most girls that age are as they come into their own personalities. Being a typical inept boy that age, all I could think about was a plan to get into her pants.

Then I came up with the Ultimate Big Plan. I was going to tell her that her panties were about to self-combust and she had better get out of them immediately. I decided to give it a dry run before our weekend date. When they finally burst into flames I was in them. It took me seven months to recover. To add insult to injury, she never even visited me in the Shriner’s Burn Center. Can you imagine that?

I am sharing this with you for a reason. With so much at stake for the world over the next month, I certainly hope Trump’s Ultimate Big Plan works better than mine did!